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Archive for the ‘weirdness’ Category

Half Life 2: The Orange Box

23 Jul

So Chris Baker over at Wired’s Game|Life says in his E3 round up : (Specifically for the Half Life 2: Orange Box)
“Let’s see: One of the best PC games ever made, plus two expansion episodes, plus an enormously fun multiplayer shooter Team Fortress 2, plus the unique puzzle/action title Portal? There really isn’t a better bargain in gaming this year. Anyone with a 360 or PS3 or PC who doesn’t plan on buying this must be smoking crack.”

Hoo boy, really Chris? Really? I have the original Half Life 2 box. I have HL2: Episode one. I have paid for those, and own the original boxes, you shortsighted commenter! Do you really think its a good deal, me buying the whole original box, paying full price for 2 mods and one episode? Huh? Valve has left me with no choice, and I think that sucks. Don’t kiss their asses because you want to play the whole box on your 360. I don’t. I want to play Ep2, Portal and TF2 on my PC. And if Valve doesn’t provide, you know what lesser people are going to do Chris? You know what? They are going to pirate. Yo ho ho, Chris, yo ho ho.

Not me though, I will probably have to buy the damn box, unless they change their minds and release individual parts on Steam.

Doesn’t mean I’m gonna like it.

 

Rose and Camellia

17 Jul

Screw E3, screw E3 right in it’s stupid face. This:

Rose and Camellia

is the best game in the world. You play a girl. You have to slap other girls. That is all there is to it.

Slap your bitches here. Awesomesauce.

 

Kong Lives

20 May

Awesome! If there’s a gorilla, it just tastes better.

 

You guys must be unfaithful

25 Jul

Right here:

Instant Messaging and Trashing Google

Numbers show that nearly a year after launch Google is a distant, distant 4th after MSN, Yahoo and AIM. They hold a pitiful 1% of total instant messaging market share, with 3.4 million unique users in May 2006.

Are you guys freaking kidding me? The lightest and best IM to happen to you – bug free, light, pleasing to look at, and you still are not getting with the program?

I hate all of you using AOL anyway.

Bah. Don’t worry Google, you’ve got me and my posse of fellow bloggers.

 

Ghosts of Gaming past

03 Jan

This is pretty interesting. Loook at number 8 of Google’s Top 10 gainers in 2005. It came out in 2004, you know. Crazy world.

What the hell is “Baidu” anyway? And why did “Orkut” gain at all?