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Serioussam Begins

26 Jun

Every time someone disses a movie I like, I try to defend it, but mostly give up. It’s a testament to my slacker virtues that movies like Ocean’s Twelve( hates it, and with good reason), The Mummy (everyone loves to hate it), and Crouching Tiger(well this one actually is kinda overrated, but you get the picture) go undefended.
I try to abstain from actually starting flame wars on what are just 2 hours of pulp entertainment. Plus everyone deserves their own opinions. Therein, of course, lies the dilemma. You can come up to me and say, hey Sam, I am of the opinion that duck billed platypuses pee from their mouth, are devil’s rejected children, and the eggs they lay are actually made of solid gold.
Sure you have that opinion, but that doesn’t mean you’re not wrong. Anyone can tell you they hate Pulp Fiction cause, hey, that’s their opinion. But you know, you KNOW, that they’re wrong.

So yeah, let’s talk about the new Bat movie.

*evil grin*

I’ve always thought that remaining absolutely, steadfastly, honest to a source material is not necessary for a movie adapting a book or a comic. I understand that there are a lot of decisions that need to be made to adapt a work of literature into cinematic form, and some changes may have to be made. I can live with that. It all depends on how successful you are in pulling it off. I have never cried over the exclusion of Tom Bombadil or the inclusion of organic web shooters, nor do I ever intend to.

If you want to look at the most honest adaptation of a comic book superhero, Daredevil’s director’s cut is the closest, and we all know how well it did. Begins comes close as hell. So close it is to some aspects of Year One that I was surprised not to find a special thanks to Frank Miller somewhere in the credits.

Of course, there is no “definitive Batman”. In his long, long, time in the club of most recognized superheroes the world over, he has gone through so many re-imaginings, creative visions, makeovers and whatnot that he may mean a whole lot of things to a whole lot of people. This movie does not attempt to give you a definitive Batman, but it does borrow a lot from some specific comic book issues. If those issues constitute a definitive Batman for you, you are going to come back pretty happy. If your idea is maybe a bit different, say the Adam West series, you might want to sleep on your decision to go watch it.

The last few years have seen superheroes being taken seriously, especially the movies they star in. They might have met with varying degrees of financial and/or critical success, but all of them have tried to take themselves as serious movies, not frivolous, psychedelic, camp movies (Bat 3 and 4, I point my fingers at you). Movies like Spider-man and Hulk have delved deeper into the psyche of the men behind the mask (or as the case may be, big green body). Begins takes this further.

Batman, along with Superman, has the best known origin stories of all the superheroes in the world. Why then, the need to retell it? Maybe Nolan wanted to take the franchise in a direction where he only could do so by starting at the beginning. I was a bit skeptical about it, but it blew me away. That is the best stuff in the movie.

Batman Begins is divided sharply in half is a serious drama, the story of a young man who leaves his home and fortunes to find himself and his place in the world. He is taken under the wing of a mysterious man called Ducard who provides him with a father figure to look up to. Ducard becomes his anchor in a world he is trying to understand, and Bruce flourishes under his training. Under Nolan’s skill, this complex and dark story acquires a whole new resonance. It becomes fresh.

The second half of the movie deals with Wayne returning home after finding out that the League of Shadows wants nothing less than the destruction of Gotham. Bruce starts collecting his gadgets and items, slowly reaching a defined figure that will become a symbol to save his city, a symbol that he will operate under – the symbol of a Bat. Christopher Nolan understands the tumult inside Bruce Wayne, and all of it is subtext. When the subtext becomes the theme, he starts losing the thread.

Nolan understands Bruce as a man on a quest, and he has some fantastic actors at his disposal to make that work. The film starts as a film about people, the decisions they make, and the effects those decision have. As it moves into the second half, Batman becomes someone who reacts only. It becomes about the big action pieces and car chases. It may be because of a fantastic first half that we want more grit and drama, but the second half does feel a bit out of place with the first half.

The second half, and especially the third act puts Batman directly in the seat of an outsider. Things keep on happening, and he reacts to them, punches a few people, blows holes in walls, and..whatever, I don’t care. It may be my idea of a definitive Batman speaking, but I think the detective deserves a better treatment than to play second fiddle to Lucius Fox’s problem solving skills.

Don’t get me wrong, though, there is something very very right about the movie. The actors. Christian Bale plays Bruce so well, that he ends up being the most fully drawn out Bruce Wayne in cinema. His Batman is a little rough, however. He can’t decide on a pitch of voice, and the mask makes him look fat in the face. The movie, is bay and large about Bruce Wayne, the title notwithstanding, and Bale nails that.

Michael Caine is fantastic as Alfred. Alfred has always been the heart of Batman, the soul behind the machine, and Caine gets that. He plays his role magnificently, and keeps it understated enough so as not to appear a Father Figure to Bruce.

Gary Oldman has a thankless job, that of depicting a pretty straight character, with not much to do in the first movie of what is quite possibly the second beginning of a franchise. So, it’s almost heartening to see him play Jim Gordon as a weary yet good policeman in a city corrupt and festering with crime.

Liam Neeson is Ducard, Bruce Wayne’s mentor. The role is quite simple, and he’s done that already in Star Wars, but Neeson keeps his character grounded. The character is very underplayed, and the chemistry with Bale hits the bulls eye.

Tom Wilkinson is Carmine Falcone, played with aplomb, and a little twinkle in his eye – I loved him. Cillian Murphy can’t control his accent in the movie, and his Crane comes across as a creepy doctor, with a nothing villain in a mask as his alter ego. I don’t wanna talk about Katie Holmes.

The again, maybe I do. Comparisons of this movie with the first Spider-man is inevitable, however futile it may be. One thing they both have in common is badly realized leading ladies with facial deformities. (the droopy eyelid for Dunst and the retarded lopsided grin for Holmes) While someone may say that Holmes is worse that Dunst, I have to point out that Dunst is Mary Jane, while Holmes is another addition in a long list of unnecessary bat-girlfriends. They have to get the former right, no matter what, and I will not except a whiny, weird chick in substitute. I don’t care for Katie’s character. At all.

The third act of the movie is something that I have very harsh words for. Explosions and blasts are used as closure, and things just keep on spiraling out of control for the director. It turns it’s back to the excellent(and may I also add relatively CGI less) character drama that preceded it. The finale tries to make up for it to quite an extent, and as always, Oldman is dependable.

Never pre-judge a movie – the golden rule that every serious movie fan should follow. I always try to steer clear of the influence being exerted by all the hype and posters and trailers. I like to walk in, and let the first ten-twenty minutes of the movie grab me. Which they did, in this case. This is probably why I found the third act disappointing. It has no relationship to the first and the second acts of the movie.

The finale however, is something that is just sprung on you. The cheers in the auditorium drowned my emphatic screams of, “Year One, Year One”. Yeah, it’s that cool. All in all, a great movie that is sorely let down by it’s loose third act, but a good movie nevertheless.

Hell, but that is just my opinion. :P

 
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Mogambo

13 Jan

Rest in peace, Mogambo. And remain Happy

 
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Two Thousand and Five, Anno Domini

07 Jan

Two Thousand and Five, Anno Domini

So 2005. Tsunami. Will Eisner. LJ+six apart.

Hell of a start, I must say.

Happy New Year nevertheless, have a good 2005.

However, I am not here to remind you of the calendar change by screaming “HAPPY NEW YEAR!” (in capitalized text too!) and run off like an excited 7 year old.
(Though otherwise it is a wonderful age to be. I’d be 7 all my life and only complain while doing homework. Honest.)
I’m not a writer with awards strung around my living room, and I am fully entitled to use the following as a poor excuse for segue:

Ahem!

I am here to mostly write a post, since I don’t want 2005 to be the year when blogging died, 2004 already being proclaimed as a year when it got boring. I’d stand else where in the argument (namely off screen, chewing corn on the cob, because God knows that’s the only civilized way to have it), but I guess that doesn’t matter, since Warren Ellis was the one doing the proclamation in question. Mr. Ellis, I shake my fist at you. I am also here to tell you that Transmetropolitan by Mr. Ellis is one of the most masterful and deadly cool comic book series written, the earlier issues ranking up there with works of Moore, Gaiman, and of course the works of Eisner lording over all of them.

But I am mostly here to do two things: One, to tell you that in the post modern, interweb writing world, it is okay to start sentences with And and But. And second, ( :P ) to tell you a story, the veracity of which I leave you to decipher on your own.

It all started in Janpath. I met Raja, Hyacie, and Anupma. While Raja has proven himself to be a straight male, he has a freakish knowledge of bargaining with novelty shopkeepers, and a shared(with the other two) warmth for shoe shopping. So the three of them shopped for Juttis in the absolute center of Delhi, as I watched with amusement the event. It is fascinating, watching 4 grown people (3 to 1) arguing over the price of ethnic juttis. Though I was the guy standing in the corner staring at the pavement intensely and muttering “fair’s fair” in favor of the shopkeeper, I’m sure the amusement of watching that sight must be someone else’s.
I dislike bargaining. I like things to be of a uniform price. I prefer barter. I am strange, and you must laugh at me, because staring at me embarrasses me.

Ahem!

And we talked about a lot of things. Like how Shiva has always been a cool God. You don’t mess with him. He’s strong, wise, and terrible when angered. Hes got a third eye which can emanate an uber ray of death. He is most definitely cool. Damn straight. But all the tees that you see of him are the ones you’ve been seeing since childhood, if you have ever had a calendar fetish. Why doesn’t someone do a cool representation of him, (respectfully of course. You don’t want to see what Genius Chang would do to him) and show it to me? We talked about how Charlie Kaufman copped out and created a Dharma and Greg like couple among all his lovable, oddball characters in Spotless Mind, and how just like Shahrukh Khan, Jim Carrey doesn’t have a job description in the movie. And whatever happened to Spike Jones? We saw a poncho and loudly sang the theme to The Good The Bad and The Ugly. Hyacie, my favorite Mumbaikar right now, bought a lot of hand made paper, and that was very cool. There was a militant salesman intent on selling everything and annihilating all competition. He wished me a Happy New Yearses.

Much, much later, I told them something I haven’t told anyone – I have a mortal fear of Mumbai. It has Bhai Log, devil trains from Hell(or Colaba or wherever), it has Shiv Sena, Chandni Bar, celebrity couples who don’t know how to kiss, and gay rapists. However I like very much the people I know that stay there, and I respect their courage in continuing to do so. It also has Goga Kapoor and Aroon Bakshi. You don’t know who they are because you don’t watch bad hindi movies. I do.

So then we also bought DVDs, shopping for which I like immensely and with a passion unrivaled except for when I shop for books and games. And it was then that Raja proclaimed that Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind is his top movie this year. As also the fact that Collateral will not feature in his top ten this year. Both statements sparked a minor debate, and I promised to do something that I am about to do now:

My Top Ten Movies of the year 2004. (Not ones I saw, because I also saw a lot of older movies, like Musa, which is pretty good, but it actually released in 2001)

There will be movies here you don’t like much, and there will be excellent ones that you’ll hate I missed. But you could take a list out too, you know. The ones you don’t like are here because they are good, but you don’t like them. That doesn’t make them bad. The ones you miss aren’t here because I haven’t seen them. My bad grasp of segue continues as I use:

Onwards!

10. Finding Neverland
Nope it’s not that great. But Johnny Depp does to this what he couldn’t do to Broken Window. He elevates the movie into greatness.

9. Ab Tak Chappan
The only Indian movie in my list, but what a movie. I haven’t seen the better ones that are touted for Oscar nominations, but I intend remedy-ing that. But AT56 is cool. Deadly cool performances, uncompromising direction, best background score of the year. This is what a Factory movie should be. Not Gayab. It starts with a quote by Nietzsche, and ends with the protagonist starting on a journey to become the superman that Nietzsche philosophized. Brilliant.

8. Collateral
I like Michael Mann, what can I say? Plus great performances, and a background score that reminded me of Indian Ocean.

7. Kill Bill Vol. 2
You want me tell you about KB V2? You’re crazy. Go, watch. See what the words seminal and cult mean.

6. Spider-Man 2
Raimi has been one of my favorite directors since his Evil Dead days. I even liked his curry flavored The Quick and the Dead and his much under appreciated For Love of the Game. The Darkman movie was his audition for Spidey. And thank God the producers liked what they saw. The perfect balance of in jokes, emotions, humor, and action this year.

5. Primer
I shouldn’t have seen this movie. I haven’t seen this movie. I love this movie. A stray torrent did a lot of good and a lot of bad. I intend watch this at least 6 times to completely tell you what I think of it. As of now, it stands at number 5. The smartest movie this year. And my favorite Indie movie.

4. The Motorcycle Diaries
You may or may not like what Che Guevara had become or stood for later in life. But watch this movie for the single best camera work all year, and a bloody good story of the growing up of two friends, their journey, and their bonding.

3. Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter… and Spring
I cheated a bit here. This movie released in 2003, but got a US release in 2004, when I actually heard of it, and then watched it. If you don’t think this counts, just move the previous movies one step higher, and bring in my number 11, Spartan in at 10. :)

2. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Easily one the best movies of this decade, and classic Charlie Kaufman. Sardonic, funny, poignant, and loopy. It just lost points on the basic introductions to the main characters. The boring, uptight guy meets the colorful hippie. That the characters were, in due course of the movie, established as very much different and well fleshed out (except Carrey’s job. I hate it when the main character is started as a blank. I admit that it was Charlie’s way of letting us connect to him, but I’ve watched too much SRK movies for my own good.), brought it to number 2.

1. Shaun of the Dead
The best movie all year. One of the best zombie movies ever. In my top ten list of funniest movies ever. Brilliant. If I ever write a script as brilliant, or direct a movie with such accomplished story telling and such fine performances, I’d have accomplished something. Some faux movie connoisseurs may scoff at my choice of number one, citing the ‘intelligence’ quotient of Eternal Sunshine, Garden State, or Primer. If you see this movie, you will know what intelligent film making is. You will realize that a zombie movie can be as important a piece of cinematic glory as a celebrated scriptwriter’s newest. If you don’t, you are welcome to be pretentious.

Movies I did not see last year, that I have been told are great:
Ray, The Aviator, Million Dollar Baby, House of Flying Daggers, Infernal Affairs, A Tale of Two Sisters, Sideways, Ong-Bak, Maria Full of Grace, The Incredibles.

The Worst movies I saw in 2004:
Since there can be no “top” 10 for worst movies, here they are:
Musafir, The Terminal, Polar Express, Asambhav, The Punisher, Saw, Van Helsing.

I will continue my rantings on 2004 and my fear of whole cities as evil entities, until I find something worthwhile to talk about. Next up, probably: Games and Books and Comics.

BTW, I’ve donated, have you?

 
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The name is Bond

03 Aug

The name is Bond… James Bond.
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But you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry.

 
 

Casshern

07 May

Casshern

You have, in all probability, by now see the trailer for and heard of, a movie called Casshern. We are, after all the children of internet. Whats that you say? You haven’t? Here you go. What is this? It is inexplicable, beautiful and it is Japanese. It is the fundamental of nature that forces these things to go together.

Casshern is a movie based on the popular anime Casshern (or Casshan) :Robot Hunter. The plot being thus: Casshern is a human mind in a fused robot body, fighting to save the world from the evil robot king and his army. BK-1 or Black King is the original evil robot who was created by Casshern’s father as some sort of pollution control experiment. Casshern, poor guy, now has to fight all these buggere, ad get all crazy on their asses, with help from his childhood friend Luna.
This version, as people who have seen it tell me, is faithful in this aspect to the storyline, but takes a lot of liberties from the visual style. It NEVERTHELESS remains faithful to its Manga/Anime origins. (It even has speed lines, man, SPEED LINES!!). Kazuaki Kiriya directs and photographs it, and from what you see in the trailer, he does a darn good job of it. The visuals are arresting and very surreal, and you expect nothing less from the genius photographer that is Kiriya. I can’t wait to get my hands on it, though my only chances of seeing it are if it gets dubbed in English, released in the US, and the DVD finds it way here.
Anybody done seen this here movie? Lemme know how it is, please?

 
 

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