“Which came first, the chicken or the egg?”, they ask me. What the fsck? What sort of a pervo ass poultry orgy is this? How can an egg come? Who is doing the nasty with the chicken I ask you? Is it a rooster, or is it a (your?) cock? Who’s doing it with the freaking egg?
In a world where you put celebrities in jail and that’s a good thing for their PR, are you sure you wanna dance with me on poultry sex?
“Which came first, the chicken or the egg?”
You should be ashamed of yourself.
I command you to watch this:
“With StarCraft II, we’ll be able to do everything we wanted to do with the original StarCraft and more. We recognize that expectations are high following the long-running popularity of the original game, but we plan to meet those expectations and deliver an engaging, action-packed, competitive experience that StarCraft players and strategy gamers worldwide will enjoy.” – said Blizzard president Mike Morhaime.
Hahahaha, bitches, yes. You are mine. My Zerg Rush begins. Can you hear that voice in your head? You know what it is saying? It says, “You need to build more Overlords”.
Research Complete.
You know I always go away, and you always know I come back. Paap se dharti phati, adharm se aasman, atyachaar se kaapi insaniyat raaj kar rahe haiwaan. Jink hogi post apoorv, jinka hoga lingo abhed, woh kehlayenge…. well, I don’t know. But these are dark times, and I shall come down back upon your LJ friend’s page and wreak my righteous vengeance.
“What?”, you say?
Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker. Say what one more goddamn time.
This has been a speed post to tell you things are going to be shaken around here a lot. Stay tuned.
I will not be Lindsay Lohan. (Does he look like a bitch?)
…but I love the “Loo With A View” to bits. You can tell I don’t have anything to post. Or maybe I do, but this photo just had to be put up here.
The man in the picture btw, resides on the intarwub right here, and is moving to Hyderabad later this year, as if there is a later left to this year. 
Packing his towel would be right on top of his priority list right now.
To him, I say: DON’T PANIC