So Chris Baker over at Wired’s Game|Life says in his E3 round up : (Specifically for the Half Life 2: Orange Box)
“Let’s see: One of the best PC games ever made, plus two expansion episodes, plus an enormously fun multiplayer shooter Team Fortress 2, plus the unique puzzle/action title Portal? There really isn’t a better bargain in gaming this year. Anyone with a 360 or PS3 or PC who doesn’t plan on buying this must be smoking crack.”
Hoo boy, really Chris? Really? I have the original Half Life 2 box. I have HL2: Episode one. I have paid for those, and own the original boxes, you shortsighted commenter! Do you really think its a good deal, me buying the whole original box, paying full price for 2 mods and one episode? Huh? Valve has left me with no choice, and I think that sucks. Don’t kiss their asses because you want to play the whole box on your 360. I don’t. I want to play Ep2, Portal and TF2 on my PC. And if Valve doesn’t provide, you know what lesser people are going to do Chris? You know what? They are going to pirate. Yo ho ho, Chris, yo ho ho.
Not me though, I will probably have to buy the damn box, unless they change their minds and release individual parts on Steam.
“Which came first, the chicken or the egg?”, they ask me. What the fsck? What sort of a pervo ass poultry orgy is this? How can an egg come? Who is doing the nasty with the chicken I ask you? Is it a rooster, or is it a (your?) cock? Who’s doing it with the freaking egg?
In a world where you put celebrities in jail and that’s a good thing for their PR, are you sure you wanna dance with me on poultry sex?
“With StarCraft II, we’ll be able to do everything we wanted to do with the original StarCraft and more. We recognize that expectations are high following the long-running popularity of the original game, but we plan to meet those expectations and deliver an engaging, action-packed, competitive experience that StarCraft players and strategy gamers worldwide will enjoy.” – said Blizzard president Mike Morhaime.
Hahahaha, bitches, yes. You are mine. My Zerg Rush begins. Can you hear that voice in your head? You know what it is saying? It says, “You need to build more Overlords”.
You know I always go away, and you always know I come back. Paap se dharti phati, adharm se aasman, atyachaar se kaapi insaniyat raaj kar rahe haiwaan. Jink hogi post apoorv, jinka hoga lingo abhed, woh kehlayenge…. well, I don’t know. But these are dark times, and I shall come down back upon your LJ friend’s page and wreak my righteous vengeance.
“What?”, you say?
Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker. Say what one more goddamn time.
This has been a speed post to tell you things are going to be shaken around here a lot. Stay tuned.
I will not be Lindsay Lohan. (Does he look like a bitch?)