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Forever Blue
This… this is gorgeous. It’s beautiful, whatever it is. I don’t know what it’s for, and how you play it, or if it is even a game at all. Maybe it’s a magical disc. Maybe you are like an underwater Harry Potter saying things like “imerativo”(made that up, btw), or “accio”.
Gesundheit.
It’s called Endless Ocean in […]
Half Life 2: The Orange Box
So Chris Baker over at Wired’s Game|Life says in his E3 round up : (Specifically for the Half Life 2: Orange Box)
“Let’s see: One of the best PC games ever made, plus two expansion episodes, plus an enormously fun multiplayer shooter Team Fortress 2, plus the unique puzzle/action title Portal? There really isn’t a better […]
Rose and Camellia
Screw E3, screw E3 right in it’s stupid face. This:
is the best game in the world. You play a girl. You have to slap other girls. That is all there is to it.
Slap your bitches here. Awesomesauce.
Face Training!
So Nintendo has announced Face Training and a camera attachment for the DS. Otona No DS Kao Training, or Face Training, includes a camera that plugs into the Game Boy Advance slot on the Nintendo DS and takes a video of your face as you play the game. This is what the Japanese call “facening,” […]
ectomo
From Warren Ellis ’s Bad Signal:
Starting Monday, Eliza Gauger and John Brownlee defect from Wired Blogs’ “Table Of Malcontents” to their own site.
http://www.ectomo.com/
Keep an eye.
Legend tells of a lucid blog with a clear direction, intense commentary, insightful opinions and a fervent lust for the truth as its mandate. Unfortunately for you, this is not that blog. There are questions you might have. I don't like that. Ask me them and I'll see to it that rabid dogs eat your genitals, while I ruminate on how to actually communicate with the likes of you.