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Archive for July, 2007

Forever Blue

31 Jul

Forever Blue for Nintendo Wii

This… this is gorgeous. It’s beautiful, whatever it is. I don’t know what it’s for, and how you play it, or if it is even a game at all. Maybe it’s a magical disc. Maybe you are like an underwater Harry Potter saying things like “imerativo”(made that up, btw), or “accio”.

Gesundheit.

It’s called Endless Ocean in America, but Forever Blue has this magical ring to it. I’m in love with the videos and the music, though I have no idea what to do with the disc whence I procure it. Oh, Nishitani-san, whatever will you think of next?

 

Half Life 2: The Orange Box

23 Jul

So Chris Baker over at Wired’s Game|Life says in his E3 round up : (Specifically for the Half Life 2: Orange Box)
“Let’s see: One of the best PC games ever made, plus two expansion episodes, plus an enormously fun multiplayer shooter Team Fortress 2, plus the unique puzzle/action title Portal? There really isn’t a better bargain in gaming this year. Anyone with a 360 or PS3 or PC who doesn’t plan on buying this must be smoking crack.”

Hoo boy, really Chris? Really? I have the original Half Life 2 box. I have HL2: Episode one. I have paid for those, and own the original boxes, you shortsighted commenter! Do you really think its a good deal, me buying the whole original box, paying full price for 2 mods and one episode? Huh? Valve has left me with no choice, and I think that sucks. Don’t kiss their asses because you want to play the whole box on your 360. I don’t. I want to play Ep2, Portal and TF2 on my PC. And if Valve doesn’t provide, you know what lesser people are going to do Chris? You know what? They are going to pirate. Yo ho ho, Chris, yo ho ho.

Not me though, I will probably have to buy the damn box, unless they change their minds and release individual parts on Steam.

Doesn’t mean I’m gonna like it.

 

Rose and Camellia

17 Jul

Screw E3, screw E3 right in it’s stupid face. This:

Rose and Camellia

is the best game in the world. You play a girl. You have to slap other girls. That is all there is to it.

Slap your bitches here. Awesomesauce.

 

Face Training!

04 Jul

So Nintendo has announced Face Training and a camera attachment for the DS. Otona No DS Kao Training, or Face Training, includes a camera that plugs into the Game Boy Advance slot on the Nintendo DS and takes a video of your face as you play the game. This is what the Japanese call “facening,” or facial exercises. By doing these, the idea is that you can make your skin and face prettier.

Facetraining

Only in Japan, dudes and dudettes. This is probably going to sell like a hojillion copies too.

 

ectomo

02 Jul

From Warren Ellis ‘s Bad Signal:

Starting Monday, Eliza Gauger and John Brownlee defect from Wired Blogs’ “Table Of Malcontents” to their own site.

http://www.ectomo.com/

Keep an eye.

 
 
 

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