Comments on: My Wit Dazzles Bushy Bush http://samratsharma.com/words/archives/2006/10/16/my-wit-dazzles-bushy-bush/ gamer/geek/dreamer Mon, 19 Sep 2011 21:13:03 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 By: InfotoRot http://samratsharma.com/words/archives/2006/10/16/my-wit-dazzles-bushy-bush/comment-page-1/#comment-40624 InfotoRot Thu, 23 Oct 2008 13:52:54 +0000 http://samratsharma.com/words/archives/2006/10/16/my-wit-dazzles-bushy-bush/#comment-40624 There was this guy see. He wasn't very bright and he reached his adult life without ever having learned "the facts". Somehow, it gets to be his wedding day. While he is walking down the isle, his father tugs his sleeve and says, "Son, when you get to the hotel room...Call me" Hours later he gets to the hotel room with his beautiful blushing bride and he calls his father, "Dad, we are the hotel, what do I do?" "O.K. Son, listen up, take off your clothes and get in the bed, then she should take off her clothes and get in the bed, if not help her. Then either way, ah, call me" A few moments later... "Dad we took off our clothes and we are in the bed, what do I do?" O.K. Son, listen up. Move real close to her and she should move real close to you, and then... Ah, call me." A few moments later... "DAD! WE TOOK OFF OUR CLOTHES, GOT IN THE BED AND MOVED REAL CLOSE, WHAT DO I DO???" "O.K. Son, Listen up, this is the most important part. Stick the long part of your body into the place where she goes to the bathroom." A few moments later... "Dad, I've got my foot in the toilet, what do I do?" There was this guy see.
He wasn’t very bright and he reached his adult life without ever having learned “the facts”.
Somehow, it gets to be his wedding day.
While he is walking down the isle, his father tugs his sleeve and says,

“Son, when you get to the hotel room…Call me”

Hours later he gets to the hotel room with his beautiful blushing bride and he calls his father,

“Dad, we are the hotel, what do I do?”

“O.K. Son, listen up, take off your clothes and get in the bed, then she should take off her clothes and get in the bed, if not help her. Then either way, ah, call me”

A few moments later…

“Dad we took off our clothes and we are in the bed, what do I do?”

O.K. Son, listen up. Move real close to her and she should move real close to you, and then… Ah, call me.”

A few moments later…

“DAD! WE TOOK OFF OUR CLOTHES, GOT IN THE BED AND MOVED REAL CLOSE, WHAT DO I DO???”

“O.K. Son, Listen up, this is the most important part. Stick the long part of your body into the place where she goes to the bathroom.”

A few moments later…

“Dad, I’ve got my foot in the toilet, what do I do?”

]]> By: serioussam http://samratsharma.com/words/archives/2006/10/16/my-wit-dazzles-bushy-bush/comment-page-1/#comment-2343 serioussam Wed, 18 Oct 2006 07:12:28 +0000 http://samratsharma.com/words/archives/2006/10/16/my-wit-dazzles-bushy-bush/#comment-2343 Those are not cows from Calcutta I am talking about. Those are blackest cancer stricken ones, they can be from anywhere, but those ones are specifically from Cal..... oh,man I was soooo tired when I typed this, I didn't know what I was talkin about. Those are not cows from Calcutta I am talking about. Those are blackest cancer stricken ones, they can be from anywhere, but those ones are specifically from Cal….. oh,man I was soooo tired when I typed this, I didn’t know what I was talkin about.

]]> By: sunshine girl http://samratsharma.com/words/archives/2006/10/16/my-wit-dazzles-bushy-bush/comment-page-1/#comment-2334 sunshine girl Tue, 17 Oct 2006 17:20:01 +0000 http://samratsharma.com/words/archives/2006/10/16/my-wit-dazzles-bushy-bush/#comment-2334 Do not say mean things about cows of Calcutta. Coffee is good. Coffee is divine. Coffee is lifesaving. Coffee is scarce. Do not say mean things about cows of Calcutta.

Coffee is good. Coffee is divine. Coffee is lifesaving. Coffee is scarce.

]]> By: serioussam http://samratsharma.com/words/archives/2006/10/16/my-wit-dazzles-bushy-bush/comment-page-1/#comment-2328 serioussam Tue, 17 Oct 2006 09:46:58 +0000 http://samratsharma.com/words/archives/2006/10/16/my-wit-dazzles-bushy-bush/#comment-2328 damn, dude... this was someone else talking. Was this us last night? I hate late night work. damn, dude… this was someone else talking. Was this us last night? I hate late night work.

]]> By: Sushubh http://samratsharma.com/words/archives/2006/10/16/my-wit-dazzles-bushy-bush/comment-page-1/#comment-2327 Sushubh Tue, 17 Oct 2006 08:28:31 +0000 http://samratsharma.com/words/archives/2006/10/16/my-wit-dazzles-bushy-bush/#comment-2327 umm :P umm :P

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