On behalf of the Grunt Organisation of Sulking Workers that Don’t Like to Work, I’d like to highlight a new study done by the Truth and History Department of the Grunt Organisation of Sulking Workers that Don’t Like to Work indicating that the British ended their colonization of India, granting us Independence at least twenty seven times in the 1947. Henceforth, the organisation demands days off for the twenty seven Independence Days we will be celebrating in 2006, starting with the one on January 9. An even more recent study by the militant branch of the Truth and History Department suggests that there were in fact more than one Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi born around the country, twelve of which were women. Accruing them from when we got Independence, we come to the conclusion that our employers owe paid leaves to our great-grandchildren, and we should start outsourcing all our work to Philippines or someplace because we do not need to work till 2106.
Happy New Year
03
Jan
Sushubh
1/3/2006 at 9:21 am
umm… happy new year to you too…
serioussam
1/4/2006 at 12:21 am
to you too, to you too. Happy Nude Rear.
Photograph3r
1/13/2006 at 1:37 am
Happy Nude Rears to you too Sam!
your post reminded me of the hitchhiker’s guide..
but you fantasising about mohandas k g + 12 same-name ladies isnt a pretty thought by any means
serioussam
1/13/2006 at 4:25 am
Thanks Photograph3r. It isn’t me fantasizing about the old dude and 12 namesake ladies. It’s the TRUTH as told by the militant branch of the Truth and History Department if the Grunt Organisation of Sulking Workers that Don’t Like to Work!
Behold the , and ye shall be given vacations!
serioussam
1/13/2006 at 4:46 am
I meant truth. Behold the , and ye shall be given vacations. Damn my l33t typing skillz.