The gardener wished they wouldn’t defecate on his flowers. He really wished the shit wasn’t poisonous. But most of all he wished the investigator of the incident was wearing clothing.
“Um… Sir, you’re, um, naked.” ventured the gardener.
The man didn’t seem bothered.
“Don’t forget Spectacular”, intoned the man, “for I am Naked and Spectacular.”
Tagged by a friend. Had to be exactly 55 words. Is.
Also the beginning of something.
ab
10/13/2005 at 1:19 pm
Will this something be illustrated as well?
Sam
10/14/2005 at 12:05 am
I sure hope so.
Shiv
11/27/2005 at 11:58 pm
And I tagged you again. This promises to be short, weird and invokes thought mech.
Shiv
11/27/2005 at 11:59 pm
And I tagged you again. This time it promises to be short, weird and invokes thought mech.
Sam
11/28/2005 at 12:48 am
Hmm? Let me wear my creativity glasses.
Sam
11/28/2005 at 12:54 am
Also, because of a lot of spam bots, I have comments moderation on my blog. Wait a while before you see your comment. Sorry.