So yesterday was Independence Day. Merry, Happy, and all that. Do me a favor, all of you. Wherever you see a small paper Indian flag lying on the ground, soiled and discarded after yesterday’s fervor, just pick it up and put it in your pocket (or bag). If you don’t know what to do with it, just snail mail them to me(collect, if you’re so inclined). Ask for my address and I’ll give it to you.

Simple. Not a patriotic duty or anything. Just a favor from a friend to another, eh? Thanks.