Its been a long time since I came to these here waters, and a lot has been changing in life, apparently. I have no idea how to sum it up except use other people’s words:

Society has traditionally always tried to find scapegoats for its problems. Well here I am.
–Marylin Manson

Now that the world isnt ending, its love that I’m sending to you.
It isnt the love of a hero, and thats why I fear it wont do.

And they say that a hero can save us.
I’m not gonna stand here and wait.
–Chad Kroeger, Hero

Some say the glass is half empty, some say the glass is half full, I say drink the beer and be done with it.
–Samrat Sharma

A true friend does not bail you out, he’s sitting right there beside you saying, “Damn, we messed up.”
–No Idea

…I wonder if they even know that far, far from Vice City, past even the Vice suburbs, the same machine can allow a father and son - separated by three hundred miles and thirty years - the chance to play a round of golf together, for no good reason other than its being Tuesday.
–Jerry Holkins

I love deadlines. I especially love the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
–Douglas Adams

God writes a lot of comedy… the trouble is, he’s stuck with so many bad actors who don’t know how to play funny.
– Garrison Keillor

I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don’t know the answer.
– Douglas Adams

Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.
–Albert Einstein

They say the seeds of what we will do are in all of us, but it always seemed to me that in those who make jokes in life the seeds are covered with better soil and with a higher grade of manure.
– Ernest Hemingway

The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.
– Somerset Maugham

Be back soon.