Monkey Island
I really, really wanna make monkey/robot movies. A typical buddy movie, only the buddies are a monkey and a bot.
Like, you know how porn movie guys take popular films and remake them into adult pictures like Terms of Inrearment and For Your Thighs Only and E-3: The Extra-Testicle, where they use the plot outline from the original movie to string together a bunch of sex scenes?
Those are the kind of movies I would make, except that instead of sex scenes I would have monkeys and robots playing together, the classic bonding of two different races. Monkeys driving the robots. Robots trying to tame the monkeys, both of them combining forces to fight the evil supercomputer… I know it does not make a lot of sense to you, but its all beautiful in my head. I’ll call it Saving Private Ryan’s Monkey, or When Hairy the monkey met Celly the robot, or Charlie’s Monkey Bots: Digital Bananas or whatever.
And the movies will end like every 70′s-era science-fiction movie: somebody blows up the computer by making illogical statements. You can’t beat the classics. It’s a shame they don’t use that any more. Wouldn’t it be awesome if that’s how the Wachowski brothers ended Matrix Revolutions?
The Source: Your journey ends here, Neo. I am The Source, the self-aware synthetic intelligence that controls the Matrix and all of mankind.
Keanu: Up is down! Black is white! Cats are dogs! I can act!
The Source: D0ES N0T C0MPUTE
*crashes
I’d pay 150 bucks to see that.