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The saga collapses into a fetal position

10 Jul

The saga collapses into a fetal position.

Arun�s been taken to a hospital for examination after a police officer sees him trying to make out with an air hockey machine, slowly mumbling, �Fatality� Fatality��

The doc asks Arun a few routine questions�

Arun: It�s a fairly common misconception that you can�t make windows out of brick. Most people feel that brick is too soggy. I assure you it is a shoe.

Scientists have discovered that nine out of ten shoes are numb. This brings us to a disturbing question: Does Coffee bleed?

If in fact it does, then one must consider the possibility that all life is but a Giant Cake Mold. But instead of delicious, gooey cake batter, we are filled with� raisins.

Doc: Riiight� Drunk and Disorderly�

Arun: I am so not drunk.

Doc: Then count backwards from ten.

Arun: Q. No� Fuck!

 
 

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