Stuff that happens to most weird people
So AJ wants me to make a movie with Puneet and feature Andy holding a copy of the book 1984 in his hand and say, “I have been reading this since 1948″. It tickled my funny so much, I think I am going to do it. Though I have only a foggy idea, maybe thats how everyone starts off…..

A couple of friends who read mah blog emailed me and told me that in the middle of my masturbation jokes and clowning around, I sometimes let slip insightful comments. I need to keep better control of myself. People might actually ask me for advice if I prove that I have some to give. And I don’t remember anything even remotely insightful appearing here.

In other news, did anyone notice the name of the new Charlotte NBA team? The Bobcats. Owned by Bob Johnson. Greeeeat. As if egos in the NBA weren’t big enough, a team bears its owner’s name? What’s next, the Dallas Marksmen? Sheesh…

Some more weirdness- My company is holding compulsory English workshops for everyone. Though Arun got stuck in the ensuing embargo, I am still safe. And I am typing this from the floor of my cubicle, hiding from public view. I don’t know how long I can survive like this, but I intend to hold my fortress as long as I can, or at least till lunch hour. People! I got fucking 98 percentile on my English CAT score! Gimme a break here! Shoo!